Bouncing Hedgehog

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A blond was shopping at K-Mart and came across a big shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, “Why, that’s a thermos…. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

“Wow,” said the blond, “that’s amazing…. I’m going to buy it!” Read the rest of this entry »

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blond said, “I think we’re in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?” 

This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, “I’ve got an idea. We’ll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours.”  Read the rest of this entry »

There are many, many variations of this joke.

One day a little boy and a little girl are playing basketball and the boy is losing to the girl. Feeling a bit put out he digs into his pocket and pulls out three marbles and says “I’m better then you because I have three marbles.” Read the rest of this entry »

I was e-mailed these recently by a friend under the title “Top Four Adult Jokes.” I have no idea where they came from but I thought I’d share anyway. laughs are sorely needed in these “interesting times” in which we live. Personally I’m not sure they represent THE top four but they are quite funny. My personal favourite is the “Pickle Slicer” one. Out of these four I think it deserved to win. Read the rest of this entry »