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Essex Girl Jokes #2
November 14th, 2009 | 
Author: Q. Why don’t Essex girls eat bananas?
A. They can’t find the zipper.
Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
A. Bus shelters.
Q. What’s the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A. You know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Q. What do you call an Essex girl with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What did the Essex girl’s right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They’ve never met. Read the rest of this entry »
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Essex Girl Jokes #1
Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: How do you make an Essex girl’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do Essex girl braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: Why do Essex girls wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers. Read the rest of this entry »