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Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennessee say after sex?
A: Git offa me, daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes!

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.

Q. What’s the definition of a hillbilly virgin?
A. A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her father and brothers.

Q: What’s the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There’s one less drunk at the funeral.

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She’s wearing the cleanest shirt.

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of the tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: What has 99 legs & 49 teeth?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Q. How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A. Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a “teethbrush.”

Q: What’s the difference between trash and white trash?
A: Absolutely nothing. They both drive around in dump trucks, smell like shit, and get more and more rotten each day.

I was in a conversation the other day and a section of a book by Sven Hassel came to mind. I can’t remember which book but for those of you who don’t know Sven Hassel writes books on WWII from the German perspective. Anyway, to cut a long story short one of the characters was in trouble with the racial purities commission. Apparently he had become his own grandfather on paper and they just couldn’t figure out how that could possibly be legal. Read the rest of this entry »

There are many, many variations of this joke.

One day a little boy and a little girl are playing basketball and the boy is losing to the girl. Feeling a bit put out he digs into his pocket and pulls out three marbles and says “I’m better then you because I have three marbles.” Read the rest of this entry »

I was e-mailed these recently by a friend under the title “Top Four Adult Jokes.” I have no idea where they came from but I thought I’d share anyway. laughs are sorely needed in these “interesting times” in which we live. Personally I’m not sure they represent THE top four but they are quite funny. My personal favourite is the “Pickle Slicer” one. Out of these four I think it deserved to win. Read the rest of this entry »