Bouncing Hedgehog

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Q. Why is sex like a game of bridge?
A. You either need a good partner or a good hand.

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A. The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

Q. What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.

Q. What three words do you dread the most while making love?
A. “Honey, I’m home.”

Q. Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A. So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.

Q. What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
A. During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex?
A. Phone her!

Q. How do you know if you have a high sperm count ?
A. If she has to chew before she can swallow.

Q: What do a condom and a coffin have in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumming and one is going! Read the rest of this entry »