Hillbilly Jokes #2

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennessee say after sex?
A: Git offa me, daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes!

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.

Q. What’s the definition of a hillbilly virgin?
A. A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her father and brothers.

Q: What’s the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
A: There’s one less drunk at the funeral.

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
A: She’s wearing the cleanest shirt.

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of the tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: What has 99 legs & 49 teeth?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Q. How can we tell that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A. Had it been invented elsewhere, it would have been called a “teethbrush.”

Q: What’s the difference between trash and white trash?
A: Absolutely nothing. They both drive around in dump trucks, smell like shit, and get more and more rotten each day.

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