Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
Q: What’s the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
A: A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A; To visit its flatmate.
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he had guts!
Q: How do hedgehogs make love?
A: Very, very carefully!
Q: Why couldn’t the hedgehog wash his hair?
A: Because he’d left his head and shoulders on the road.
Q: Who’s faster, Sonic the hedgehog or the world’s fastest train?
A: A train of course, Sonic doesn’t actually exist.
Q: What is a hedgehog’s favorite flavour of crisps? (Chips in the US)
A: Prickled Onion!
Q: What do you call a hedgehog with hot lips?
A: Sonic the Hedge-Snog.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?
A: A hedgehog!
my freind really wants to get a hedgehog! does anyone now a place that sells them?!
Well… you don’t say where your friend is which makes that somewhat difficult to even begin to answer. Hedgehogs are legal to keep as pets in some countries and not others. Some species are endangered and are protected. Even varieties such as the African pygmy hedgehog which is the most common pet type are illegal in some states and/or countries. Your friend’s best bet would be to search online for a dedicated enthusiasts club and ask them.
I have a funny joke
(it might be corney)
Funny jokes
Me: OK, Sonic, Shadow, Silver, and Knuckles. I have a glass of water. Is it half full of half empty?
Sonic: It’s half full!
Shadow: It’s half empty, like my memories.
Silver: It’s half full, it’s half empty? Wait, what was the question?
Knuckles: WHAT THE CRAP, I ORDERED A COKE!!!!!
Hedgehogs… Why cant they just share the hedge?