Hedgehog Jokes #1

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

Q: What’s the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
A: A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.

Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A; To visit its flatmate.

Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he had guts!

Q: How do hedgehogs make love?
A: Very, very carefully!

Q: Why couldn’t the hedgehog wash his hair?
A: Because he’d left his head and shoulders on the road.

Q: Who’s faster, Sonic the hedgehog or the world’s fastest train?
A: A train of course, Sonic doesn’t actually exist.

Q: What is a hedgehog’s favorite flavour of crisps? (Chips in the US)
A: Prickled Onion!

Q: What do you call a hedgehog with hot lips?
A: Sonic the Hedge-Snog.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?
A: A hedgehog!

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