Category: Jokes

An elderly white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.   He told the jeweler he was looking for …

The 100 MPH Goat… Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are …

Sent to me by a friend… Talking HER diary vs HIS diary HER DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at …

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog? A: A six-foot toothbrush. Q: What’s the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog? A: …

Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennessee say after sex? A: Git offa me, daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes! Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? …

Q. Why is sex like a game of bridge? A. You either need a good partner or a good hand. Q. How can you tell if your wife is …

Q. Why don’t Essex girls eat bananas? A. They can’t find the zipper. Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex? A. Bus shelters. Q. What’s the …

Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: How do you make an Essex girl’s eyes light up? …

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from …

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The …